FYI, KBX 2010 is over. Sign up for the damn non-existent newsletter so that you can attend KBX 2011!

Holy balls! KBX 2010 is almost upon us!

I decided to make all of the non-attendees a pre-event, behind the scenes tour!


FUCKING A RIGHT I said 8lbs of Kielbasa! When you start measuring your food in poundage...shit is serious!

Everyone loves KielbasaCon, and some of them even write in to tell us how excited they are!

So far the best comments:

• We are ready to rock out with our meat out!
• MMMMmmmmmmmmm... sausage.......
• Nice sausage.
• Is that a turd in a fedora? Is this TurdCon? I'm in for TurdCon 10.
• MEAT-PLAW!

We're looking forward to a great KBX!

Due to popular demand, we're reissuing the KielbasaCon 2009 design...all new for 2010!

Just like the 2010 design, we have variations for those who prefer it in the backside.

So if 2010 isn't your thing...buy a 2009 shirt today!

It's official, the invitations have been sent, and Numseh is bathing the "basas" in the various virgin oils required by KielbasaCon lore.


If you didn't receive an invitation, it's most likely because you haven't honored us with your email address. You see that box in the top right-hand corner? Yeah...fucking fill it out!

Can't attend the festivities? Well maybe you can flaunt your sausage pride with some exclusive KBX X Gear!


Either way, we love our Ninjas and hope to see you there!