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I woke this morning with sausage in hand...

O MY GOD...KBX X is right around the corner! Get ready for the invitations and brewing sausage delights.

YEAR OF THE SALAMI!!
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Six Sexy Sausage Segments Still

*Thump* *Thump* Did you hear that? *Thump* *Thump* My god! *Thump* *Thump* The Great Kielbasa has started to wake from his slumber. *Thump* *Thump* We're at T minus six months and counting until the greatest sausage party on the planet! *Thump* *Thump*

The Basa is COMING!
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The dirty proof!

As you can see, our minions overindulged themselves at this year's KielbasaCon. The proof is in the photos!

The party was so hard core that some of this years attendee's took things too the EXTREME! Let's just hope that certain people are still able to use their jaws as nature intended.



May your sausage stay firm and aromatic until KBX 2010...the year of the Salami.
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Our Dirty Sausage Trick

As you may have heard...the imbiciles over at NinjaCamp fell into our Sausage Trap! Once again, The Great Kielbasa has come to show mere mortals the way of the sausage...and this time we've got the pictures to prove it!

Just you wait my lemmings...the proof of your sick sausage desires will be on display for all to see...mwhahaha!
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OMG the Schwag!

With only hours to go before the event...the schwag has been released!! As you can see from the picture below, this stuff is definitely Great Kielbasa Approved.



Highlights include
  • Blizzcon 2007 schwag
  • Blizzcon 2008 schwag (yes starcraft 2 wrist bands)
  • Special Edition 2009 KBX t-shirt
  • Half-eaten pizza
  • GameStop Gift cards!
  • A fucking Orb of Deception!

Basically...it's the best goddamn sausage party this side of Poland!
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The sweet smell of Kielbasa fills the air...

It's almost time. Three more days until sweet sweet sexy kielbasa! Stay tuned for pictures of the schwag bag and give-away items.
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T-Shirts are Sausagerific!

The Great Kielbasa has graced us with a brand new t-shirt, and oh boy is it awesome!

Using the latest and most advanced technology, the Great Kielbasa has bonded many of our global elements into what is called "cotton." Using this "cotton" he has been able to form a t-shirt which you are sure to love. Not since Hypercolor has the world been blessed with such a fantastic shirt!

This bad-johnny can be purchased right now! Yes, you heard me correctly...you can wear your very own KielbasaCon t-shirt!

The following picture gives you a slight glimpse into how amazing this shirt actually is.

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Support the Great Kielbasa today...buy this fucker!