FYI, KBX 2010 is over. Sign up for the damn non-existent newsletter so that you can attend KBX 2011!

Holy balls! KBX 2010 is almost upon us!

I decided to make all of the non-attendees a pre-event, behind the scenes tour!


FUCKING A RIGHT I said 8lbs of Kielbasa! When you start measuring your food in poundage...shit is serious!

Everyone loves KielbasaCon, and some of them even write in to tell us how excited they are!

So far the best comments:

• We are ready to rock out with our meat out!
• MMMMmmmmmmmmm... sausage.......
• Nice sausage.
• Is that a turd in a fedora? Is this TurdCon? I'm in for TurdCon 10.
• MEAT-PLAW!

We're looking forward to a great KBX!

Due to popular demand, we're reissuing the KielbasaCon 2009 design...all new for 2010!

Just like the 2010 design, we have variations for those who prefer it in the backside.

So if 2010 isn't your thing...buy a 2009 shirt today!

It's official, the invitations have been sent, and Numseh is bathing the "basas" in the various virgin oils required by KielbasaCon lore.


If you didn't receive an invitation, it's most likely because you haven't honored us with your email address. You see that box in the top right-hand corner? Yeah...fucking fill it out!

Can't attend the festivities? Well maybe you can flaunt your sausage pride with some exclusive KBX X Gear!


Either way, we love our Ninjas and hope to see you there!

O MY GOD...KBX X is right around the corner! Get ready for the invitations and brewing sausage delights.

YEAR OF THE SALAMI!!

*Thump* *Thump* Did you hear that? *Thump* *Thump* My god! *Thump* *Thump* The Great Kielbasa has started to wake from his slumber. *Thump* *Thump* We're at T minus six months and counting until the greatest sausage party on the planet! *Thump* *Thump*

The Basa is COMING!

As you can see, our minions overindulged themselves at this year's KielbasaCon. The proof is in the photos!

The party was so hard core that some of this years attendee's took things too the EXTREME! Let's just hope that certain people are still able to use their jaws as nature intended.



May your sausage stay firm and aromatic until KBX 2010...the year of the Salami.

As you may have heard...the imbiciles over at NinjaCamp fell into our Sausage Trap! Once again, The Great Kielbasa has come to show mere mortals the way of the sausage...and this time we've got the pictures to prove it!

Just you wait my lemmings...the proof of your sick sausage desires will be on display for all to see...mwhahaha!

With only hours to go before the event...the schwag has been released!! As you can see from the picture below, this stuff is definitely Great Kielbasa Approved.



Highlights include

• Blizzcon 2007 schwag
• Blizzcon 2008 schwag (yes starcraft 2 wrist bands)
• Special Edition 2009 KBX t-shirt
• Half-eaten pizza
• GameStop Gift cards!
• A fucking Orb of Deception!

Basically...it's the best goddamn sausage party this side of Poland!