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KielbasaCon 2012 : To infinity and beyond!

The invitations have been sent, and the basas are bathing in the various virgin oils required by KielbasaCon lore.

If you didn't receive an invitation, it's most likely because you haven't honored us with your email address. You see that box in the top right-hand corner? Yeah...fill it out!

Can't attend the festivities? Well maybe you can flaunt your sausage pride with some exclusive KBX X Gear!


Either way, we love our Ninjas and hope to see you there!
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KBX 2011 - He's climbing in yo windows...

The invitations have been sent, and the basas are bathing in the various virgin oils required by KielbasaCon lore.

If you didn't receive an invitation, it's most likely because you haven't honored us with your email address. You see that box in the top right-hand corner? Yeah...fill it out!

Can't attend the festivities? Well maybe you can flaunt your sausage pride with some exclusive KBX X Gear!


Either way, we love our Ninjas and hope to see you there!
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KBX 2010 - Ends

FYI, KBX 2010 is over. Sign up for the damn non-existent newsletter so that you can attend KBX 2011!
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KielbasaCon 2010 all access tour!!

Holy balls! KBX 2010 is almost upon us!

I decided to make all of the non-attendees a pre-event, behind the scenes tour!


FUCKING A RIGHT I said 8lbs of Kielbasa! When you start measuring your food in poundage...shit is serious!
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What the people are saying...


Everyone loves KielbasaCon, and some of them even write in to tell us how excited they are!

So far the best comments:
  • We are ready to rock out with our meat out!
  • MMMMmmmmmmmmm... sausage.......
  • Nice sausage.
  • Is that a turd in a fedora? Is this TurdCon? I'm in for TurdCon 10.
  • MEAT-PLAW!

We're looking forward to a great KBX!
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Brining back the Classics

Due to popular demand, we're reissuing the KielbasaCon 2009 design...all new for 2010!

Just like the 2010 design, we have variations for those who prefer it in the backside.

So if 2010 isn't your thing...buy a 2009 shirt today!
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KBX 2010 - This is Meat!

It's official, the invitations have been sent, and Numseh is bathing the "basas" in the various virgin oils required by KielbasaCon lore.


If you didn't receive an invitation, it's most likely because you haven't honored us with your email address. You see that box in the top right-hand corner? Yeah...fucking fill it out!

Can't attend the festivities? Well maybe you can flaunt your sausage pride with some exclusive KBX X Gear!


Either way, we love our Ninjas and hope to see you there!
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I woke this morning with sausage in hand...

O MY GOD...KBX X is right around the corner! Get ready for the invitations and brewing sausage delights.

YEAR OF THE SALAMI!!
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Six Sexy Sausage Segments Still

*Thump* *Thump* Did you hear that? *Thump* *Thump* My god! *Thump* *Thump* The Great Kielbasa has started to wake from his slumber. *Thump* *Thump* We're at T minus six months and counting until the greatest sausage party on the planet! *Thump* *Thump*

The Basa is COMING!
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The dirty proof!

As you can see, our minions overindulged themselves at this year's KielbasaCon. The proof is in the photos!

The party was so hard core that some of this years attendee's took things too the EXTREME! Let's just hope that certain people are still able to use their jaws as nature intended.



May your sausage stay firm and aromatic until KBX 2010...the year of the Salami.